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Am I too pretty to work?
She has a PhD in medical research and quit her job two years ago because of unwanted attention from male colleagues and jealousy from female colleagues. Her parents now pay her rent, credit card bills and over $2000/month for her designer clothes and handbags.
“I’m not lazy and I’m no bimbo. The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment. It’s not my fault … I can’t help the way I look.”
Bachelorette Raps??
Desiree Hartsock with Soulja Boy and her “gentleman” suitors laying down some sick ryhmes. Her quest for love starts May 27th.
Taylor owns Billboard Awards
Gotye, Bieber, Madonna, Carly Rae, Nicki Minaj, One Direction and Rihanna all had great nights(check the full list here), but it was the Taylor Swift show with 8 wins and an awesome preformance
K-Stew and R-Patt Have Reportedly Split!
Wait…I thought they already had.
The two have tried to make it work since it came out last year that Kristen Stewart had cheated on Robert Pattinson with director Rupert Sanders. The split news comes after Pattinson allegedly pulled out of celebrating his 27th birthday on May 13 with Stewart, who is said to have planned a party for him.
Candice Glover Wins Season 12 of American Idol
Candice Glover was crowned the winner of American Idol last night. As far as next season goes, Keith Urban and Ryan Seacrest will be back while Randy Jackson is leaving the show. No word yet on what Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey will be doing. Ryan Seacrest has also suggested that Justin Bieber would be a great addition to the judging panel.
